I was on Facebook tonight, looking at pictures of old high school friends getting married, playing with their adorable babies, wearing impressive looking power suits, and I couldn't believe how grown up everyone is. I mean, when did that happen? There really should be some sort of warning beforehand, like that light on your dashboard that goes off right before your engine seizes up or explodes: "WARNING! Old age just around the corner! Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear!"
I mean sheesh, it's enough to give an old geezer like me a heart attack.